1. It must weigh less than 1 pound
  2. Be as thin as an iPhone
  3. Have a solid camera
  4. Display video seamlessly
  5. Run 3-D games like the iPhone
  6. Edit documents as well as the Macbook
  7. Display books as well as the Kindle
  8. Play music as well as the iPod
  9. Have built in (good) speakers
  10. Support Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, and 3G
  11. Run full Mac OS
  12. Have at least a 7hr battery life
  13. GPS
  14. 160gb Harddrive
  15. Cost less than $1000

Anything less, and I will complain, ya hear me Apple?

No. the point is that expectations are ridiculously high. No product can currently reach these lofty goals on the first go-round. Bonus #16: Push notifications.

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Ok this just popped into my head.

Your friends say “let’s go to dinner!” and you say sure sounds good and boot up http://restaurant.com. Scan through a few restaurants and find one with a $10 gift certificate for $4. Only catch is, minimum purchase of $20. So get a friend to “pay” for your meal with the gift certificate on his check. At a cheaper restaurant ya’ll could get drinks and an appetizer to boot.

AND since Restaurant.com routinely offers %50 off, you end up spending $2 for dinner. Date Night!

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Hey ya’ll, it’s been a month and two days, but per policy, I don’t apologize for not posting…just simply didn’t have time. :)

Let’s look at the evolution of bad news…

  • 19th century: most bad news you got took a while. “Hey we lost the war” might come 2 months after it had actually happened. OR “The crops are gone” at which point you know pretty quickly.
  • 1942: bad news came more quickly. “2000 people died fighting in Germany last week” took….a week.
  • 1995: bad news came really fast. “2 old ladies were shot in North Charleston today, police are currently on the scene.” AND you got way more bad news than you needed.
  • 2009: there is more bad news than you can hope to read. Just look on twitter, search “coma” and start scrolling.

My point is, I read a tweet saying: “pray for my relative who just had a stroke.” at which point, I read the next tweet which was: “hey download my free song.” and I clicked. Legitimately I don’t have the emotional capacity to care about all the disappointment and devastation I hear about. I’m quickly becoming jaded. Are you?

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This guy is good. I like when he says:-”I have nothing personally invested in my own opionions”-”I’d just like to invite you to join me on the bandwagon of my own uncertainty”-”We are the most aggressively inarticulate generation in, like, ya know, a long time”

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10.31.09

I have a confession. I don’t like Halloween.

I imagine it was a nice enough holiday half my life ago, but right now, I think it’s stupid. I call it a Third Tier holiday.

1st tier – Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter.

2nd tier – New Years Eve, Valentines Day, 4th of July,

3rd tier- MLK Day, Presidents Day, Halloween

Someone, somewhere about 800 years ago was bored in their garage, wanted something to do, so they figured they’d invent a holiday. 50 pounds of candy, four broken windows, and rumor of another round of witch-trials, and they had a winner: Trick-or-Treat.

But! Halloween can be redeemed! Because today, 492 years ago, Martin Luther published his 95 Theses, kicking off the biggest shift in Christian history, the Reformation. Talk about worth celebrating! Anyway, call me crazy, but it made my day. Enjoy the Mini-Snickers.

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10.30.09

I tweeted out today asking about buying clothes on Ebay. My friend Justin responded w/ this:

The Common Sense List to buying online that you hadn’t already thought of

  1. know the brands you want and what your size is in those brands.
  2. if you see a run of a product you are watching start popping up, check froogle.com, it’s possible a store is running a clearance and you can get the item cheaper there.
  3. buy out of season. All my Patagonia and Mountain Hardwear shells and fleeces were bought. In the spring or summer.  I never pay over a $100 for these technical jackets.
  4. if the sellers rating is not amazing be willing to walk away. Another one will most assuredly come along.
  5. read the description thoroughly. Unlike a real business that will usually have quick turnaround, not all sellers are prompt. Set your expectations appropriately.

So what is your clothes buying style?

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I’ve had my phone for 3-4 years, and it’s been a good phone. The battery still lasts 3 days, the 7 key doesn’t work very well (try texting “spider” in T9…not good!), but I can still text.

At the same time, I’m ready to up my contract and dive thumbs-first into the 21st century.

I look at the iPhone, and the new Motorola Droid, and think: “wow…5 megapixel cameras, 3G, music, facebook, 3D games.” The list goes on.

But on these phones, you HAVE to get data. which is $30 bucks a month. and I’m thinking…$30 a month could literally clothe and educate a kid in Antigua, Guatemala. This isn’t a guilt trip, I’m just torn. I want the awesome phone, but do I NEED email at my fingertips? Turn by turn directions are hawt, but I can print out Google Maps. I can get an iPod for like $80. and Facebook can wait.

This is where I’m at. I want to be generous and love people. I want to be have cool stuff. I’m torn. What do you think?

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Last night, at around 10:30, Nick Sam and I were sitting downstairs wondering what to do on a friday night. this is a rough transcript of what happened:

- me: “hey let’s go to Charleston.” Sam- “YEA” Nick-”heh” Alex-”Me too!”

So we tried to get Sam’s beachhouse people on the phone, but their slackerishness didn’t pick up, but we drove on anyway. Listening to really awesome rap even though I’m not sure who liked rap in the car; Nick maybe.

Edit: Waffle House at 2am is a magnet for scary people. But hasbrowns with ham and cheese is tasty enough.

So we arrived on the Isle of Palms, my childhood home (stinkin wonderful!), and of course Sam’s house was booked. Booo. At that point, rather than going to someone’s house for the night, we just stayed on the beach. Since no one prepared, it got a little cold  between 3 and 6, but no worries.

A quick stop at CVS and we grabbed some glow sticks. Sam’s Canon takes very good long exposure light-motion pictures, so we had a lot of fun trying to spell “USC” all in one picture. The glow sticks also doubled as a flashlight.

A truck came randomly down the beach through the dark, and Sam kinda freaked out, so we all ran off the beach. I was fairly sure the boogeymonster was chasing us.

We walked down the beach and talked about Jellyfish and Sharks. I build a sand-bed, but we moved after like 10 minutes. The lady at a local hotel was very kind, and didn’t mind us sitting in the lobby playing checkers (take that Nick!), or sleeping out on the pool deck.

Finally about 6am, we all got up and walked to the car, and drove to Chick-Fil-A (after a wrong turn), and had breakfast. Then quickly drove back to IOP, 25th avenue, and sat down to watch the sunrise. It was simply spectacular. The clouds, ocean, random-couple-with-huge-hair-who-stood-right-in-front-of-the-sun, the geese flying in a V. Whew, awesome!

Psalm 19:1 The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies proclaim the work of his hands.

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This video is spectacular. Some very impressive art using sand and light. It was very very good. give it two minutes, see if it takes 8.

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Hey guys, this was by far my favorite moment at Catalyst. Just an unbelievable picture of the love of Jesus in a really tangible way. It’s kinda long, so sit back and watch, and don’t leave before minute 10-11ish. It’s worth it. Definitely let me know if you’re interested in sponsoring a compassion kid, and go to Compassion.com for more details. << Weak.

You know those moments that mark you. Not that you never forget them, but that profoundly affect the way you see the world. The grace in this video is palpable. Now Mark isn’t Jesus, but for 19 years, and 3 or 4 minutes on stage, he got to represent Him. Take a minute to think about how much you’re like Jimmy. That’ll make you want to worship.

It’s such a good picture what Jesus does for us. He loves us even though we can do nothing, rescues us from death, and our response is love & worship. Take a couple minutes to watch this video:

Catalyst 2009 Compassion Moment

Btw, if you’re interested in sponsoring a child, DO IT! compassion.com

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